Thanks everyone. Merry Christmas.

JRW, you're not THAT far away...
  • Grab a couple friends and a couple shovels.
  • Rent a truck, and drive until you reach lots of snow.
  • Fill it with snow (this is where the friends are handy).
  • Drive home, and unload the truck in the yard.
  • Sleep as the sun rises.
  • After you sleep through Christmas, return the truck and pick up your car.