5D II + 16-35L + 24-70L + 70-200L + 35L + 85L + 135L + 580EX x 2 and you'll be set

Oh wait, that's just me dreaming again!


All great suggestions in here, personally I'd recommend something like the 7D + 24-105L to learn and if you want a UWA go for something like the 10-20 .. if you need more reach something like the 100-400 or the 70-200 IS 4L