Haha your story sounds strangely familiar I am that guy right now.
Last week my sister came by our house with her new laptop. An HP super 17" laptop(don't know what type). She wanted me to install Microsoft Office. I pushed the power on button and to be fair, this has been the longest start-up time I've experienced in a long time. It had HP Apps for pretty much any stupid thing you can imagine. HP USB-port program(to make it faster?...why? did they make it slower?...), HP CD-Burner(W7 has it build-in), some sort of HP App store etc etc. Well you get my drift, like 10 of those useless programs that are installed to make it easier on you and make your laptop faster. Without my sisters knowledge I removed all those things from the start-up and it booted like a new laptop should be doing. It took me like half an hour and now it runs very smooth and I'm confident that it will do that for a long time.
Now that 17" laptop had quite the specs and cost about a 1000 dollars I believe. If you'd buy a Mac that was comparable spec'ed I'm sure you would pay much more for it. And it runs just as smooth. And no a Mac will not process your photos any betterIt's just that you need to know the process to make it run smooth and then you're done. It's very easy.
I build a desktop for my 80-year old grandpa last year and that's still running smooth. He had some small issues, but that's mostly his own fault. Pressing wrong buttons or deleting short-cuts. Searching for menu-bars that are hidden and that sort of things.

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If you need a windows machine, build it custom never buy off the shelf.
Definitely. I've build my own desktop and keep upgrading it from time to time. It keeps my system running fast and I get to be very flexible in what I can do with it. In the desktop segment there is no doubt that you can get more for less in building your own system.
Just an idea. You could also buy a Dell/HP thing. Download and burn the W7 from the Microsoft site. Clear your hard drives. Install W7 with the registration code on the laptop and you're off for a totally clean start.

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At this point in my life, I am the type of person that just wants to buy something and it works. After I went and bought an Apple computer, Apple router, Apple Television, Iphone and Ipad, brought them home and plugged them in and ....they just worked. I didn't even have to talk to the guy in India. It felt good.
I hear you. It's nice if different product easily cooperate.
It's also interesting to see how you Americans are completely influenced by all the Apple gear. The competition looks to be better spread out here in the Netherlands.

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Edit: thinking about it a bit more, buying a Mac and using it as a Windows machine might be a very good idea. I haven't found any hidden Mac programs or bull on Bootcamp. Unlike buying a Dell or HP.
If you care about a clean look(all), that doesn't sound so bad. It does sound like an expensive go around though

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even though I am an old man by gaming standards I still play Lineage 2 occasionally
Wow you made me feel 15 years older in an instant. I still like to play Command and Conquer Generals from time to time Very occasionally to be fair, I hardly game at all.